Actually, I'm not... but a resident of Southwest Missouri will soon be on your tv screens as a contestant on the CBS reality show Survivor. His name is Ben Wade and he is the women's soccer coach at Southwest Baptist University in Bolivar.
This morning's Springfield News-Leader profiles the brave soul who has already accomplished many things in his life. This gig is just one more to add to the resume. He was the world record holder in kayaking, a director of a community symphony, and has been bit by a shark.
Because of CBS guidelines, we aren't allowed to know ahead of time how well he did, but judging by what he has already gone through in his life... I would say he is a prime candidate to win the game.